1. lady-dixon:

    exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

    erikloser:

    stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

    stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

    stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

    disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

    I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

    "Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

    "Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

    It’s probably rocket

    Reblogged from: bucky-fucking-barnes
  2. fieryfilms:

    Free sumarizes the stress of school in less than a minute.

    Reblogged from: bucky-fucking-barnes
  3. zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

    zombiesandporn:

    cathilia-crimson:

    checkzeattic:

    menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

    levi4thans:

    PEOPLE DIED 

    102 YEARS AGO

    THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

    CHILL

    I’m sure they are very chill right now.

    You might even say they’re…

    ICE COLD.

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

    Reblogged from: mai-laine
  4. mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

    mondozuryuu:

    rabblerowser:

    skilledcunnilinguist:

    silver-whale:

    This is unspeakably perfect.

    I died.

    I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

    yes

    Reblogged from: bucky-fucking-barnes
  5. http://winchester-crystal.tumblr.com/post/95519990660/davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey-if-dean-and

    davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:

    IF DEAN AND CAS DON’T SING “can’t fight this feeling anymore” TO EACH OTHER FOR THE MUSICAL EPISODE I AM GOING TO BE SO FRIGGIN DISAPPOINTED. I WILL BE CRUSHED BECAUSE IT’S BEEN PUT INTO MY MIND AND I NEED IT. THIS MUST HAPPEN IN THE MUSICAL EP OR ELSE..IT…

    Reblogged from: mai-laine
  6. iskandamn:

    brightness:

    look at this sweet gender bent iron man design

    image

          

    Reblogged from: bucky-fucking-barnes
  7. Most writers were the kids who easily, almost automatically, got A’s in English class. (There are exceptions, but they often also seem to be exceptions to the general writerly habit of putting off writing as long as possible.) At an early age, when grammar school teachers were struggling to inculcate the lesson that effort was the main key to success in school, these future scribblers gave the obvious lie to this assertion. Where others read haltingly, they were plowing two grades ahead in the reading workbooks. These are the kids who turned in a completed YA novel for their fifth-grade project. It isn’t that they never failed, but at a very early age, they didn’t have to fail much; their natural talents kept them at the head of the class.

    This teaches a very bad, very false lesson: that success in work mostly depends on natural talent. Unfortunately, when you are a professional writer, you are competing with all the other kids who were at the top of their English classes. Your stuff may not—indeed, probably won’t—be the best anymore.

    If you’ve spent most of your life cruising ahead on natural ability, doing what came easily and quickly, every word you write becomes a test of just how much ability you have, every article a referendum on how good a writer you are. As long as you have not written that article, that speech, that novel, it could still be good. Before you take to the keys, you are Proust and Oscar Wilde and George Orwell all rolled up into one delicious package. By the time you’re finished, you’re more like one of those 1940’s pulp hacks who strung hundred-page paragraphs together with semicolons because it was too much effort to figure out where the sentence should end.

    Why Writers Are the Worst Procrastinators - Megan McArdle - The Atlantic

    The Why Writing Is So Hard field of psychology is very interesting to me.

    (via amyelizabeth)

    Reblogged from: pepperywisdom
  8. ask-an-mra-anything:

    sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

    but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

    Reblogged from: haelstorm
  9. linadivorceeofl:

    lundsdotter:

    The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

    Gentlemen.

    Reblogged from: thewitchway
  10. creepyold-kit-hands:

    coelasquid:

    throughthewildblue:

    You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

    Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

    Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

    Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

    People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

    Okay, but let’s talk for a second about how that one lady called turkey “big chicken”

    You can’t even buy all food with food stamps. You just… you flat-out can’t buy “food that will be eaten in the store/any food sold for on-premises consumption” or any “hot foods” with food stamps—meaning you can’t buy anything hot, you can’t buy anything that gets blended together, you can’t buy anything “pre-prepared,” in most cases you can’t use your EBT card at restaurants. You literally CANNOT purchase a milkshake with food stamps, because it’s considered “sold for on-premises consumption” (which was ridiculous at the place I worked, because the customer had to mix their own milkshake themself with a little machine we provided them, and several people got upset—rightfully so, I think—that it wasn’t covered under food stamps, because they often only found out at the register after already mixing it, often as a treat for their kids). You literally can’t walk into a gas station, grab one of those hot dogs off their grills/out of the little heated food area, and buy it with food stamps, because it’s hot.

    And when I say “can’t,” I don’t mean “if the cashier notices you trying and cares enough to stop you, they’ll refuse to do it for you.” I mean “it is actually impossible to do this.” I’m not even sure these people who disseminate false information about food stamps have paid any attention at all when buying things at the store, because what happens is: We scan in the customer’s items, into our computer. The computer has specific codes for the items and rules for what it will let you pay for things with. We scan the customer’s EBT card, and it tells us exactly how much of that price total can be paid for via EBT, and it will not include anything that isn’t food, and it will not include anything considered “pre-prepared” food. It does this automatically AND THERE IS NO OVERRIDE FOR IT. If our machines say that you can’t use the EBT card to pay for something, there is literally nothing we can do to change that, even if we WANTED to.

    So no. You can’t buy iPads or cigarettes with food stamps. You can’t withdraw money from casinos or anywhere else with food stamps. You can’t buy dog food with food stamps; sometimes you can’t even buy people food with food stamps. I’m not even sure if you can buy “the big chicken legs” at Disney with food stamps; remember, you can’t buy “any food sold for on-premises consumption” OR any hot foods, and that’s both.

    Literally the only thing these fearmongers listed that you can actually purchase with food stamps even if you are in goddamn cahoots with the evil liberal cashier or store manager is soda, and the judgement against people buying that with food stamps is classist fuckwittery at its finest.

    So, as always, Fox News is actually flat-out lying, and hateful conservatives both don’t know what they’re talking about and don’t give a fuck about people going through shit that they will never have to go through themselves, and that they in fact don’t have even the tiniest clue about (not even via five seconds’ research; a list of things that can’t be purchased with food stamps is on the Food and Nutrition Services website) but still think they should spout off about to their TV audience anyway.

    Reblogged from: stfueverything
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