bangcaster:

trying to start homework but you kinda just

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England in the 1800s

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thors-glorious-golden-locks:

carbonpressure:

thors-glorious-golden-locks:

This land is my land
And so is this land
This is all my land
And you get no land

I need a gif of aph britain saying this.

If I could make gifs I would give you that but unfortunately I am just a lowly potato and incapable of that

You are my favourite potato.

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I tried.

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morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

I don’t know which is better - sea pancake, meat sprinkles, or cereal water

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sometimes i wonder if there was a time when sam and dean forgot to put up a “do not disturb” sign and room service came into sam and dean’s room and saw all the pinned up pictures of murder victims and monsters and all that stuff, and she just kind of went

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I was expecting this to be wincest but then it wasn’t and I just

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the urls sound like sam and dean trying to one up each other

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astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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