1. A Guide To Talking Dirty Throughout History

    kedgeree11:

    fastcodesign:

    Ever wondered what they called anal sex in the 16th century, or cunnilingus during World War II?

    Ever wonder what sex was called in the 1600s, how you might ask for a blowjob during the reign of Queen Elizabeth, or how your great-grandfather might have asked for anal sex?

    Following up on his research which gave us 2,600 words for genitalia throughout the ages, slang lexicographer Jonathon Green has given us three amazing new resources, describing what sexual intercourse, oral and anal, and sexual secretions and contraceptives have been called at various points over the last 700 years.

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    I’m going to be more careful about announcing I need to go clean up the kitchen.

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  2. oswinoswut:

    if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

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  3. mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

  4. meloetta:

    why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

    when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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  6. anangrypuff:

    slytheringirls:

    anangrypuff:

    Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

    "No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

    Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

    Reblogged from: whataremonsters
  7. gwenlightened:

    I want this written across my ceiling.

    Reblogged from: princessfreewill
  8. raggedypaperman:

    tsunderelly:

    omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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    • Clint: Nat, what would you give me if I get this jellybean in your cleavage?
    • Natasha: A concussion.
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  9. smartgirlsattheparty:

    This one never gets old.

    Reblogged from: princessfreewill
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